July 25, 2002
There are worse ways to die, I guess
Kiss of Death
Disturbing that they don't tell us which company it he worked and died for..I'm assuming it's Hershey's.
Posted by tmonkey at July 25, 2002 09:55 AM
reminds me of this story:
(not my words, though I jiggered it to my preferred ending)
There was once a man who was being chased by a ferocious tiger across a field. At the edge of the field there was a cliff. In order to escape the jaws of the tiger, the man caught hold of a vine and swung himself over the edge of the cliff. Dangling down, he saw, to his dismay, there were more tigers on the ground below him! And, furthermore, two little mice were gnawing on the vine to which he clung. He knew that at any moment he would fall to certain death. That's when he noticed a wild strawberry growing on the cliff wall. Clutching the vine with one hand, he plucked the strawberry with the other and put it in his mouth.
Did your Salon article come with a big ad with this story that said "FIND JOBS BY EVERY TYPE AND SPECIALTY?"
No, but I just saw a flyer on Charlton street advertising a $1000 reward for information leading to a job as a CREATIVE DIRECTOR or SENIOR ART DIRECTOR. Many of the pull-tab-phone-numbers (special word for those?) were gone. hmm.
No, mine didn't come personalizd with that ad. But I did notice that now the company name has been added. What does the Kargher Corporation make?