July 26, 2002
Requisite "Million Ways to Die" post of the day
Oh, the Irony...
Girl Killed by Television
The argument for flat screens, I guess.
Posted by tmonkey at July 26, 2002 08:10 AM
reminds me of this story:
There was once a man who was being chased by a ferocious tiger across a field. At the edge of the field there was a cliff. In order to escape the jaws of the tiger, the man caught hold of a vine and swung himself over the edge of the cliff. Dangling down, he saw, to his dismay, there were more tigers on the ground below him! And, furthermore, two little mice were gnawing on the vine to which he clung. He knew that at any moment he would fall to certain death. That's when he noticed a wild strawberry growing on the cliff wall. Clutching the vine with one hand, he plucked the strawberry with the other and put it in his mouth.
PID TTY TIME CMD
26579 pts/0 00:00:00 bash
26591 pts/0 00:00:00 dbot
26592 pts/0 00:00:00 ps
[saturation.org]$ kill 26591
Television is the devil. Ask moma she'll tell you! Say anyone see where I parked my GetNgo mower tractor? I'm late for football practise. Really though before I go I'd like to say "hey God works in mysterious ways" maybe he saved that lil'girl from a worse fate later by pushing a TV over to take her back now. Or a roving free anti-photonic piece of dark matter slamed thru the TV,knocking it over, on its way to the Earths core where eventually many more will join it and we all will be back with His Majesty. He does get so lonely. You know running the Universes is a hard job. He needs some entertainment now & then. Another Big Bang generated by to much anti matter in the Earths core is worth a few lil girls and cool Giant TVs to! Peace all! 'daElk himself from Canada!