September 18, 2002
"She's not bonding with us! Quick! Get the ropes!"
Parents charged in death of girl forced to drink water said she had 'sneaking' problem
SYNTAX ERROR: Headline
I thought the parents were forced to drink water as punishment for killing their daughter. (They tortured and killed her because they loved her.)
Posted by tmonkey at September 18, 2002 12:54 PM
There is a laundromat in Park Slope that has a sign in the window, to entice people to bring their laundry there.
"LAUNDRY? DON'T KILL YOURSELF! LET US HELP YOU!"
Misplaced modifier...I just remembered the name for it. Love 'em.