September 19, 2002
Men! Wanna live longer? Cut off that penis!

The point of this article is not clear, but it sure cites a whole bunch of surprising (and contradictory) hypothetical ejaculations about why women live longer than men. Is it because we are more risky (fast cars, guns, xtreme sports) or is it because we are bigger (more surface area for pesky parasites) or is it because tesetosterone suppresses the immune system? Take your pick.

Posted by tmonkey at September 19, 2002 03:42 PM
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dunno about you, but I store my hormones down a little below the penis. And will soon protect them with special Levi's. So you don't need to cut anything -- just a tight rubber band, cattle-style.

Posted by: dbrown on September 19, 2002 05:25 PM

Mm hmm. This guy must have read that article.

Posted by: Kevin Slavin on September 19, 2002 07:15 PM

I cut mine off myself about 30 years ago. Sure expect to live a lot longer, too.

Posted by: ptrlss on March 9, 2003 12:57 AM

This seems a little drastic to me. I'd do anything to protect mine. I bet it was a woman who wrote the article. Just the thought of a woman with a sharp knife makes me shutter.

Posted by: TOM on May 12, 2003 03:44 PM

way do you say a boy can live longer if he get his penis cut off? how will that make a boy live longer tell me i would like to know?

Posted by: danny on February 8, 2005 04:14 PM

how can a boy live longer? if he cut off his penis . tell me wy you say a boy can live longer

Posted by: danny on February 8, 2005 06:43 PM

how can a boy live longer? if he cut off his penis . tell me wy you say a boy can live longer

Posted by: danny on February 8, 2005 06:44 PM
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