I'm gonna pretend this is a different kind of blog and relate two things that happened at lunch today.
1. Woman at the main branch of the brooklyn public library, asks the librarian: "Do you have any books on telepathy, or intuition?"
2. I'm waiting for my Cuban at el jagua superio or whatever it's called and this guy walks in wearing a Bruce Vilanch shirt -- and he looks _just_ like Bruce Vilanch, but wasn't. This was frightening.