November 19, 2002
Ever wonder what would happen if...?
Two AI bots had a conversation?
Posted by tmonkey at November 19, 2002 11:55 AM
HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Dave Bowman: Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.
You know, it's not that it gets better if you introduce meat-intelligence into the conversation.
But it does get better if the meat tries to cyber the bot.. "Do you wish to be able to have a pussy?"