December 05, 2002
If I were God -- and I'm not saying I'm not -- I would include an EMP burst along with the Rapture, just to emphasize the you're-fucked-sinners point. But Rapture Letters obviously isn't planning on it, and I'll assume they know more than I do about apocrypha. "We have written a computer program to do just that. It will send an Electronic Message (e-mail) to whomever you want after the rapture has taken place, and you and I have been taken to heaven." via mefi. kslavin, you've got a message waiting for you.
Posted by dbrown at December 05, 2002 10:29 AM
But I feel like I already get that email, every single miserable day I'm alive.
Also, I just read the letter. I didn't know you could convert after the rapture! That seems so, you know, kind of not the point. I thought that was supposed to be the final round.
My favorite part is how the letter will be sent on "the first Friday after the Rapture, and each Friday thereafter."
Kevin, can't we prove that this is really the work of some evil spamarketer to collect the addresses of people who are likely to need either substance abuse counseling or pay-per-peep pornography? I wish it was. It would be less scary then.
My Inaugural Address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead, after I have raptured out billions!
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