April 12, 2003
Yo-Yo Ma

>"Who's manufacturing the liquid?" Ms. Sierra asked. "What kind of chemicals are in this liquid?"

Mothers who have already hidden the airplane glue and dumped the oxycontin must now isolate and identify the mystery fluid of the Water Yo-Yo Meteoric Balls.

Some yo-yos are filled, the article notes, with glitter, others with a creamy substance. It is kind of unsettling, if you think about it. It's like when processed food ingredients say "may contain one of the following."

Still, there's offshore and then there's overboard, and some mothers seem to be very much the latter: "Ms. Taylor... considers herself a careful mother and doesn't even let her children play with rubber balloons, which she calls dangerous." This is the same country that brought you cluster bombs, if our foreign viewers are watching.

Posted by kevin slavin at April 12, 2003 01:03 AM
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