April 17, 2003
FRIENDS OF DOROTHY

24 Arabic and Korean linguists have been pushed out of the military since the fall, kinda right when we need them most. Why? Because they are butt sluts. (See RIP below.) Well, not just that, but clearly softball and women's basketball fans as well. OK: so it's nothing particularly interesting that the military is after gays. Something like 1,000 service members were booted in 2000, sez the SLDN. But it's tragic to be smoking out the Linguistic department, since they're not in the front ranks, and can't spook all the guys defecating in milk cartons in Saddam's Palace with a come-on. I bet gay service members are good at translation, blending and code. They figured out how to let women into the fighting ranks. What's so scary about friends of Dorothy in the back office?

Posted by phrisky at April 17, 2003 11:16 AM
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That's interesting, because I just read a piece which suggests that Mohammed Said al-Sahaf (Iraq's former minister of information, you know, the guy who is probably still insisting there are no Americans in Baghdad and calling the White House a brothel) was gay.

Posted by: tmonkey on April 17, 2003 11:42 AM

i love that because he doesn't* have a moustache that it means that he *is gay.
he's kind of weird looking.
your team should keep him.

Posted by: phrisky on April 17, 2003 03:55 PM

i don't know if kim jong il even knows who dorothy is, but looks like he could use some better translators.

Posted by: elia on April 18, 2003 06:28 PM
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