June 10, 2003
IT PUTS THE LOTION

So a handyman in Syracuse builds an underground bunker in his backyard, puts a microwave, mattress, and small tub in it, and starts kidnapping girls to be his sex-slaves.

What's wild to me is that he had 4 girls in there at different points (never at the same time, you fiends!) and kept releasing them. But since they never knew where they had been held, they didn't know how to find him. I wonder just what goes through your mind when you're 16 years old and trapped underground for 7 months, and when you finally get to see some sunlight, you know it really means He's coming to visit and you're going to get raped. Can you imagine the college essay?

Posted by phrisky at June 10, 2003 05:22 PM
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the college essay? the college essay? that is the most insensitive comment i have had the misfortune of hearing in a very long time. i'm stunned.

Posted by: krobinson on June 11, 2003 09:58 AM

Austin, meet Kim. Kim, Austin.

Posted by: dbrown on June 11, 2003 10:50 AM

hey -- i get "bukake teen hardcore" spam in my email box pretty much e v e r y single time i check. seeing that everyday hardens you.

not that kind of "hardening", fiends!

Posted by: phrisky on June 12, 2003 03:57 PM

I have to ask. So does bukkake... translate? to the other team, not to English.

Posted by: dbrown on June 12, 2003 06:02 PM

If by "the other team" you mean "chicks," then as a representative sample I'll say "no." But considering the tenor of this thread, I'm not sure I even want to know.

Posted by: Kio on June 13, 2003 09:53 AM

no, the other other team.

Posted by: dbrown on June 13, 2003 10:31 AM

the other team? am i the representative sample?

or are we just way way way out there with this?

thank you, david, for putting the KK back in bukkake.

Posted by: phrisky on June 13, 2003 11:52 AM

I have no idea what we're talking about.

Posted by: Kio on June 13, 2003 11:53 AM

oh, shit, I spelled it correctly. that makes me blush.

and yes, yes you are. All of us here are archetypes of one sort or another.

Posted by: dbrown on June 13, 2003 12:05 PM

Ok, but will someone please tell me what that word means?

Posted by: Kio on June 13, 2003 12:28 PM

bukkake. 1,350,000 hits.

Posted by: dbrown on June 13, 2003 12:35 PM

I think kio's question answers your question (of whether it goes both ways). That is to say, no. However, there are related activities (most of which involve feces) that involve humiliation of the male by the female (golden showers, platejobs, etc.)

What were we talking about again?

Posted by: tmonkey on June 13, 2003 02:07 PM

Ah. I just didn't know it had a fancy name. Go figure!

Posted by: Kio on June 13, 2003 02:20 PM

platejob?!

Posted by: phrisky on June 16, 2003 11:27 AM

ah, the much-rumored plate job. Not to be confused with the dirty sanchez or the cleveland steamer.

Posted by: dbrown on June 16, 2003 01:44 PM

or the bizmark, jelly donut, strawberry swirley and hong kong handshake.

Posted by: elia on June 16, 2003 05:05 PM

in case anybody's keep score of my porn IQ, i have heard of the plate job.

did anybody see "Pecker"? there was a whole thing about 'teabagging." Which I think might have something in common with the hong kong handshake.

Posted by: Kio on June 16, 2003 07:47 PM

shrimp job.

Posted by: dbrown on June 16, 2003 07:53 PM

I think we all need to go to porn school and bone up on our vocabulary.

Posted by: tmonkey on June 17, 2003 01:39 AM
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