Ashton Kutcher demands apology from the London Evening Standard, claiming the newspaper "simply made up" a quote in a story about his relationship with Demi Moore.

Oh, the quote?
"She was the hottest actress in Hollywood when I was growing up. I was in love with her when I was 10. Now it's great, I'm f****** her."

What he really said was "Now it's great, I'm fellating her." They didn't put enough asterisks.