July 17, 2003
An ounce of prevention

Congratulations, guys! Masturbation prevents prostate cancer!

Posted by kio at July 17, 2003 09:33 AM

It's not masturbation, per se, that reduces the risk of prostate cancer, but a frequent flushing of the tube, so to speak. Thus, the same result could be achieved (if one did not wish to go blind or be stricken with hirsute palms) by having sex 5 times a week.

I can't wait to see the doctor's prescriptions on this one! "Spank monkey once a day for 30 years."
or "Call two hookers and call me in the morning."

Posted by: tmonkey on July 17, 2003 10:44 AM

Well, the week's not over, but I think that wins for Saturation's clever headline of the week.

Posted by: Kevin Slavin on July 17, 2003 11:08 AM
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