August 01, 2003
New Tricks

OK, so your dog will bring the stick back, but what will bring the dog back? Terrestrial satellite triangulation, of course.

Because if your dog is a hunting dog, the dog finds the moose, and GPS finds the dog.

So why don't we just mount the GPS cell phone directly on the moose? And, stay with me on this, why not then detonate the cell phone to bring that fucker down, in high mossad style? The problem with hunting evidently being one of pragmatism, rather than morality.

Posted by kevin slavin at August 01, 2003 08:39 PM
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