>>Donald Rumsfeld was asked whether he's lost his "mojo"; the defense secretary responded that he didn't know, because he didn't know what mojo means. A gang of Catholic schoolgirls chased down and pummeled a flasher in Philadelphia. In Mississippi, a woman driver penetrated President Bush's security and crashed her car into a wall about 50 feet from where the president was sitting in his limo. A clown robbed a bank in Virginia.

From the Harper's Weekly Index. Of all the things in the world that happen on a regular schedule, this is my favorite.