November 06, 2003
499807947: Earlier today I pretended I was sleeping to stop a taxi driver talking to me - really I wasn't even tired.
495080214: i'm 25 and i somehow only end up sleeping with women in their mid 30's i meet at bars or 14-16 year old girls i find on the internet. one time i crawled out of a 36yr old womans bed and snuck into her daughters room.
Posted by kevin slavin at November 06, 2003 02:37 PM
shades, to say the least, of the Apology Project, may he rest in peace.
"This is Rob, and I want to apologize to my wife for something I did seventeen years ago. Seventeen years ago I was only eighteen years old, I was a young man, and I was drafted into the army. I was in Vietnam, and I met this young prostitute, and I didn't have no money to pay for her services, so I gave away my wedding band. It was a gold wedding band, and a gold chain with a little cross on it. And I gave her that in lieu to payment. I told her I would come back and I...I want the stuff back, and I'll pay her hard cash -"greenbacks" - at that time we called it??if she will, uh, wait for the next day. Came back the next day, I couldn't trace the prostitute down. And lo and behold, I always kept telling my wife this story that I lost it, and, uh, her ring, and uh, I feel bad about that, y'know, because it's been along time, and uh, I just wanna apologize to my wife for giving our...her...the wedding band away for the services of a prostitute. Every time I think about it I think about that was a nice looking prostitute. And, uh, but every time I look at the wedding band, it's been haunting me for all these years. So I feel bad about it, and, if I had to do it again, I dunno, maybe I would do it again. OK? Anybody out there wants to punish me for that action, go ahead. Do so. I'm waiting to hear from you."
Too bad you can't give people advice about their confessions like the now RIP confideinme.net.