Well, if you had any kind of instant messenger client last week, you got Paris Hilton's cell phone number (310-990-7444). Since it plays a supporting role in the video, you might have tried it out. Her voice mail was full when I called, but then, I never have anything to say anyway.

Point is that her number is far easier to find than the holiday-season Amazon.com customer service number, since it turns out the cybercoolie customer support centers aren't working out. But that's why our friends at Microsoft Slate have provided us with customer service of its own.