Well, if you had any kind of instant messenger client last week, you got Paris Hilton's cell phone number (310-990-7444). Since it plays a supporting role in the video, you might have tried it out. Her voice mail was full when I called, but then, I never have anything to say anyway.
Point is that her number is far easier to find than the holiday-season Amazon.com customer service number, since it turns out the cybercoolie customer support centers aren't working out. But that's why our friends at