January 16, 2004
If you are anywhere near the north east and can't crawl into a TonTon carcass like Luke Skywalker on planet Hoth, try a gem sweater for some extra warmth.
Posted by elia at January 16, 2004 05:04 PM
Gum Drop Canyon
Heart of the Bossom
Goblit from Bethlahem
I just got back from Denver. What the fuck happened? I feel like there was some butterfly-effect type shit, Ray Bradbury style. Nothing makes sense to me anymore.
My theory is that it's a freakish yet incredibly skillful prank concocted by the Vice squad.
I thought so too, until I noticed that it came from Ames, Iowa, which also produced Laurel Nakadate. Like the gem sweaters, I would never have imagined Laurel to be real, but she is, maybe the realest I know, and that's only praise. All I'm saying is, something in the water. Something in the water in Ames, Iowa, population 50,000.
I know Laurel and the Sweater Girl's brothers. What's up with Laurel?