January 16, 2004
sweater weather

If you are anywhere near the north east and can't crawl into a TonTon carcass like Luke Skywalker on planet Hoth, try a gem sweater for some extra warmth.

Posted by elia at January 16, 2004 05:04 PM

Gum Drop Canyon
Heart of the Bossom
Rocky Riddles
Golden Spindle
Goblit from Bethlahem

I just got back from Denver. What the fuck happened? I feel like there was some butterfly-effect type shit, Ray Bradbury style. Nothing makes sense to me anymore.

Posted by: kevin slavin on January 17, 2004 12:52 AM

My theory is that it's a freakish yet incredibly skillful prank concocted by the Vice squad.

Posted by: tmonkey on January 17, 2004 01:17 AM

I thought so too, until I noticed that it came from Ames, Iowa, which also produced Laurel Nakadate. Like the gem sweaters, I would never have imagined Laurel to be real, but she is, maybe the realest I know, and that's only praise. All I'm saying is, something in the water. Something in the water in Ames, Iowa, population 50,000.

Posted by: Kevin Slavin on January 17, 2004 01:49 AM

Uh, anthrax?

Posted by: tmonkey on January 17, 2004 10:44 AM

I know Laurel and the Sweater Girl's brothers. What's up with Laurel?

Posted by: beef on September 2, 2004 05:08 PM
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