August 19, 2004
Jargon Watch

Rumsfeld comes up with a new way to say 'Yes, it seems like we fucked up, but hey, look over there':

"DONALD RUMSFELD: I said we had a significant lessons-learned activity that began at the very beginning, before the war ever started. It was done by the joint forces command."

on pbs, via tapped

Posted by dbrown at August 19, 2004 02:25 PM

In my fantasies for the Republican convention I see a surprise stage appearance by a careless war-lord Rumsfeld but reengineered as a 12 foot tall Robotron doll and insided the chest cavity he is steered by a tiny 2 foot tall midget that looks remarkably like Paul Wolfowitz. RumRobot can shoot missles (with tactical scale nuclear warheads) from his fingertips.

Posted by: Evan Genest on August 21, 2004 11:22 PM
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