December 09, 2004
Annals of Headline Writing

via google news, some headlines for the wire version of yesterday's story on laptops, sperm count, and scrotal temperature:

Chestnuts roasting on an open FireWire

Shock as docs say laptops stop tots

Laptops go on sperm killing rampage

Sperm does not compute

US researchers warn of possible fertility risk to men using laptop computers on their laps
[this one from Germany, which makes it funny]

Posted by dbrown at December 09, 2004 05:05 PM
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