full by definition
via google news, some headlines for the wire version of yesterday's story on laptops, sperm count, and scrotal temperature:
Chestnuts roasting on an open FireWire
Shock as docs say laptops stop tots
Laptops go on sperm killing rampage
Sperm does not compute
US researchers warn of possible fertility risk to men using laptop computers on their laps
[this one from Germany, which makes it funny]